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   How to tell a person’s language of choice by looking at their keyboard.

    

   • C Programmer: Their ‘*’ and ‘;’ keys are worn out.
   • C++ Programmer: Their ‘>’ and ‘<’ keys are worn out.
   • Lisp Programmer: Their ‘(’ and ‘)’ keys are worn out.
   • OCaml Programmer: Their ‘;’ key is worn out.
   • ALGOL Programmer: Their ‘:’ and ‘=’ keys are worn out.
   • Forth Programmer: Their ‘:’ and ‘;’ keys are worn out.
   • x86 ASM Programmer: Their ‘%’ key is worn out.
   • Haskell Programmer: Their ‘-’ and ‘>’ keys are worn out.
   • Ruby Programmer: Their ‘e’, ‘n’ and ‘d’ keys are worn out.
   • Python Programmer: Their tab key is worn out.
   • Smalltalk Programmer: Their ‘s’, ‘e’, ‘l’, ‘f’, ‘[‘, ‘]’, ‘:’ and ‘.’, keys are worn out.
   • Objective-C Programmer: Their ‘s’, ‘e’, ‘l’, ‘f’, ‘[‘, ‘]’, :’ and ‘;’ keys are worn out.
   • SQL Programmer: Their ‘s’, ‘e’, ‘l’, ‘c’, and ‘t’ keys are worn out. (Actually, ‘a’,’n’,’d’)
   • Ada Programmer: Their ‘i’ and ‘s’ keys are worn out.
   • Java Programmer: Their ‘p’, ‘u’, ‘b’, ‘l’, ‘i’, and ‘c’ keys are worn out.
   • Brainfuck Programmer: Their ‘>’, ‘<’ and ‘+’, keys are worn out. The letter keys are untouched.
   • Perl Programmer: Their punctuation keys (all of them) are worn out. And the letter keys are crisp and clean.
   • COBOL Programmer: Their caps-lock key is worn out.
   • VHDL Programmer: Their ‘<’ and ‘=’ keys are worn out.
   • Fortran Programmer: Their shift keys and ‘c’ keys are worn out.
   • Fortran 95 Programmer: Their shift keys and ‘1’ keys are worn out.
   • Erlang Programmer: Their ‘.’, ‘-’ and ‘>’ keys are worn out.
   • G-code Programmer: No keys are worn, because there’s a rubber keyboard protector (with metal shavings embedded in it).
   • There must be examples that cite the space, tab or enter keys, or? http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/?
   • XML Programmer: Their ‘>’, ‘<’, and ‘/’ keys are worn out.
   • sh Programmer: The “Ctrl” key is next to the ‘a’ key.
   • Newbie Programmer: Their F1 key is worn out.
   • APL Programmer: They have an APL keyboard, and their APL SelectricTypewriter ball is worn out.
   • PHP Programmer: The key mapped to ‘$’ is worn out.
   • Documentation Editor (using Word): The ‘e’, ‘Ctrl’, and ‘Alt’ keys are worn out.
   • Experienced Documentation Editor (using Word): The ‘Ctrl’ and ‘s’ keys are worn out.
   • Documentation Editor (using LaTeX): The ‘' key is completely worn out.
   • Data-Entry Clerk: The entire numeric keypad is worn out.
   • Unlucky Programmer: The ‘m’, ‘o’, ‘n’, ‘s’, ‘t’, ‘e’, ‘r’, ‘.’, and ‘c’ keys are worn out.
   • Slacking Programmer: The ‘n’ key is worn out.
   • Slacking, Opinionated Programmer: The ‘n’ key and the ‘!’ key are worn out.
   • Slacking, Opinionated, Obnoxious Programmer: The ‘n’ key, the ‘!’ key, and the caps-lock key are worn out.
   • GWBASIC programmer: The ? key and all the number keys are worn out.
   • Windows(tm) programmer: The Ctrl, Alt and Delete keys are worn out.
   • Unsure programmer: The Ctrl + ‘z’ keys are worn out.
   • Binary Programer: The ‘0’ and ‘1’ keys are worn out.
   • Visual Basic Programer: The ‘d’, ‘i’, and ‘m’ keys are worn out.

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